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Will the real Jon LaForce Please Stand Down.

Jon LaForce is a Country-Eastern Musician w marijuana.

Hobbies include dendrophilia (eroticism and active sexual engagement with trees, hence the marijuana charge.)

The Statue of Liberty holds a torch for him.
The feeling is mutual.

Not listening to Jon LaForce's music is like pissing on Apple Pie, and may result in a radio-frequency-ID-chip-embedded-in-your-body-without-your knowledge?  Think we're joking?  Well, ask the C.I.A if we are joking.  Freedom ain't free, Terrorism ain't terrified (yet...)